ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
vocaroo: in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
things to avoid: mirrors, clocks– JR words to live by.. (via paradoxcide)
It’s not that I don’t like you… oh wait that is why.
prancing-pies: IM GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORK
definitelynotluke: SOMETHING AWFUL FORUMS NOW CHARGES YOU 9.95$ JUST TO FUCKING GO ON IT?! THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING EVER I WAS SO CLOSE TO FINISHING DANGAN RONPA AND I WANTED TO READ SUPER DANGAN RONPA AND IM ACTUALLY MAD THATS REALLY FUCKING STUPID ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING HOW MUCH MONEY THEY CHARGE YOU, 9.95$ IS A LOT FOR SOMEONE WHO ONLY GOES ON IT FOR ONE THING LIKE WHAT IN THE...
shadowmoth: shadowgorawr: lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird” oh man i love this game
bastardlybrendan: 3000—21: oswinses: enjorlaas: skuboglesby: bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual #you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy #it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down #the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese
biologytextbook: a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
damn gurl, are you polonium 210? cause you’re emitting dangerous amounts of radiation
shadowmoth: porraryanross: wanderingtimelord: anyone who’s not in the My Chemical Romance fandom: OH MY GOD IM NOT EVEN IN THE MCR FANDOM AND IM LIKE whoaaaa my chem broke up??